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Breaking the Toy

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Breaking the Toy

By: Joe Turk
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 A secretive cabal called “The Order of the Stump” has been absorbing wealth, controlling the news, and positioning itself as the gatekeepers of history. But their success has left them bored. So, they’ve decided it’s in the best interest of humanity that everyone on the planet dies.

However, their diabolical plan did not account for a walrus-shaped hero named Gob.

After accidentally killing the doomsday cult’s most important scientist, the misshapen misanthrope commits to a life of crime and attempts to save the world through a series of increasingly violent acts.

Can a sea cow with a death-wish stop the wealthiest, most powerful organization in history from annihilating the world and everything on it?

Probably not.

But Gob will try anyway. Because the fighting is the fun part. And death isn’t the end.

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Early morning birds tuned their voices while Gob crammed another fistful of savory, onion-flavored rings into his crumb-crusted orifice. The peaceful magnificence of the salty-sweet dawn was almost enough to make him regret the imminent conclusion of his life.
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His tolerance for the disgruntled residents of this house was at an end. Be it old man or infant girl, the next inhabitant to so much as a frown in his direction would be rend in ragged halves.
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Gob’s attention quickly shifted to a man in the middle of the group that stood almost a foot taller than those around him. The tall man had ice-colored eyes, perfect hair, and a gravitational pull that kept a quintet of lesser Brians in orbit, revolving around him like sycophantic moons.
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Through the windows, Gob observed the blazing beasts crash furiously into walls, furniture, curtains, and tapestries. Everything they touched, they set on fire. With the smoky aroma of charred meat roiling out from the hissing, popping flames, Gob leaned on his sword and reflected on the repugnant, delicious-smelling, thing he’d done.

PUBLISHER NOTE: There are two settings in this story. The paper back uses special fonts at the chapter titles that denote each setting. This makes the story easier to follow. The ebook version does not allow special fonts, so the two settings may be confusing for some readers.
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