Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
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Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
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Lotus Rose
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About this listen
Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.
If you're a fan of twisted fairy tales, you'll love this dementedly funny series, brought to you by the author of Dorothy vs. Alice.
The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream." It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.
But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically somebody steals it.
And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it's a lot easier to be ruthless now that she's heartless.
Alice is fed up with all the losers of Wonderland, from the sadistic Queen of Hearts to the goofy Mad Hatter to the bloodthirsty Cheshire Cat.
And she's tired of being so sweet and innocent, with all her dimples. She used to be a preteen, but today is her 13th birthday, and she'll be singing “unhappy birthday” loudly as she delivers violent justice! Yeah, she used to be so sweet you could die. Well, now they all shall die...literally.
It may be 1865, but Alice is about to go medieval.
She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...
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