
Atomic Lobster
A Novel
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Oliver Wyman
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Tim Dorsey
About this listen
Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?
Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. So is Coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' Jim Davenport, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.
It's reunion time in the Sunshine State, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, the McGraws, whose nastiest, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
But wait! There's more on the horizon! Who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named Rachael? Is Serge wrong that guns, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?
Batten the hatches, don the life jackets, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
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Editorial reviews
Raunchy, raucous, and riotously funny as narrated by Oliver Wyman, this novel is a whirlwind of over-the-top comic genius. The story features a psychopath with a twisted sense of humor, Serge A. Storms, and his dopey sidekick, Coleman. This installment turns the duo loose on a cruise ship with a pack of goofy grannies called the "G Unit" and a mysterious CIA agent in search of drugs. The sex is weird and hot, the violence outrageous and funny, so this is not for the younger set. Wyman uses every ounce of his talent for machine-gun pacing and character creation as a panoply of bizarre people parades across the blistering Florida landscape and onto a luxurious ocean liner where anything goes. Don't miss this red-hot radioactive lobster, straight from the pot.
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- Tim K
- 04-26-08
Tim is good but no Carl H.
Interesting story, especially if you live in FL. Some of the quirkiness seems forced and lacks the true ironic flavor of Carl Hiaasen. I think I would have preferred to read this since the narrator's character voice for Serg drove be insane.
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- Marg S
- 04-26-12
Serge
Is there anything you would change about this book?
Make Serge's voice stronger. His voice makes him sound resistible, not irresistible as I picture him.
What three words best describe Oliver Wyman’s voice?
I liked everything except the portrayal of Serge. Otherwise, I liked him
Was Atomic Lobster worth the listening time?
yes
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- J. Jackson
- 04-01-10
Book full of crazies
Dorsey's characters are all a bunch of nuts. They were thrown altogether in ridiculous circumstances then combined with sex, drugs and violence to create this book. And somehow all of this made me really enjoy the story. I haven't listened to any of the other books in this series, but I am definitely going back and getting more Surge.
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- Eileen
- 01-02-09
Florida Fun Humor
This was an experience in exploring the absurd humor of Florida. A little heavy on the details and descriptions of some adult activities, so I had to be careful where I was when listening to the book. On the other hand, I recognized places, locations and people. The unbelieveable was from the news.
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- Barbara
- 03-18-09
More rollicking fun with Serge
The adventures of Serge, with his ADD/OCD and borderline psychopathic tendencies, have us driving around Florida again. These books make me want to rent a rent a car and follow his route. A great bit of escapism and a quick read.
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- Steve Russell
- 09-25-18
just didn't do it for me
I've listened to many of this series but this one just didn't grab me. Part was the narration, part was the story line.
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- Steven
- 06-18-13
Best one of the last 3
Loved Atomic Lobster. The story and the reader were better than the last one #9 Hurricain Beach
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- KurT
- 08-30-11
Atomic it's NOT
This one rates right up there with Hurricane Punch. The annoying surfer music has to go! While the storyline has interesting twists and turns mixed with the typical “Surge” humor, it’s still just a 3 star read. If you have listened to/read Dorsey’s other books, might as well get this one under your belt too.
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- Matthew H. Palmer
- 05-09-15
By far my favorite
Surge is by far at is wacky loveable homicidal best. the Davenports, the G-unit, and a Colman and Lenny showdown. I loved it..
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- J. M. Batista
- 03-20-08
Serge rules!
Serge rules once again as the funniest murderer around.
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