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The Heroes of the Dixie Wardens MC
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Narrated by:
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Maxine Mitchell
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Sean Masters
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By:
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Lani Lynn Vale
About this listen
Dixie + Mary
Dixie met Mary in a bar in the middle of nowhere. He knew the moment she served him “whatever the hell she wanted to” that she was the one.
That day, he takes her from her abusive life and gives her everything she’s ever wanted. For thirty-one years, they’re married. For thirty-one years, he worships the ground she walks on. For thirty-one years, she makes him the happiest man on the planet.
They have babies. They lose babies. They laugh and they love. They’ve fought and they’ve struggled. But nothing prepares him for the day she leaves him. The day that his life ends, and he goes on existing, waiting for the day that he can join her again.
Join Dixie as he remembers the love of his life in this heartbreaking story that speaks of love and loss and finally, a happily ever Jeremiah+Merriam Jeremiah Dixon has a way with words.
In the professional hockey world, he’s known as Mr. Suave. The man who always says the right thing and can charm the pants off of anyone.
Of course, when a damsel in distress falls into his arms after practice, he can’t stop himself from pursuing her. Who wouldn’t instantly fall in love with a woman who looked like Merriam Kennedy did?
She was beautiful, fierce, and everything he’s ever wanted in a woman.
They fall in love with each other over wings and beer. But before he can get her number, she leaves and takes his heart with her.
As luck would have it, he runs into her a few days later. She’s still as beautiful as ever, with a sizable bruise on her face and defeat haunting her eyes.
He tries to break through her walls, but she’s adamant that she can make it on her own.
Until, that is, her abusive father threatens her baby girl. Then she has no other choice but to run into a blizzard on Christmas Eve to escape him. And she knows just where to go.
To him. Jeremiah Dixon—the man that her heart and soul know is the one meant to fix all the broken things inside of her.
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Griffin Storm wasn't prone to violence, but when someone takes what Griffin holds dear, the world as he knows it is gone. Retaliation, revenge, and rage fuels him. His MC, The Uncertain Saints, do their best to offer support, but Griffin is beyond redemption. He'll do what he has to do. Kill who he has to kill.
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Mess Me Up
- Bear Bottom Guardians MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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When Rome Pierce moved to Bear Bottom, Texas, it was his intention to lay low. To find a way to heal his body and soul - as well as his son's. Nobody would know by looking at him that he used to play professional football. Not with the Bear Bottom MC cut covering his back. Nobody knows what drove him to leave the game he loved - nobody but her. She's the one person who has helped him make it through the dark days and even darker nights. She's the bright and shining star in his pitch-black sky. And he doesn't even know her name.
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Good story but not a MC biker book
- By Precisa on 01-10-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Center Mass
- Code 11-KPD SWAT Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: C.J. Bloom, Jeremy York
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Luke Roberts came to the small, lazy town of Kilgore, Texas, with one thing on his mind: forgetting. He wanted to forget why he left. Forget those emerald green eyes that haunted his dreams. And forget how it felt to have his heart ripped out of his chest by a woman who didn't like the fact that he had a child. It was something he'd been doing a damn fine job of doing, too. Until Reese smashed through every one of his defenses and made him feel again.
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Top five favorite
- By Ladyisred on 08-06-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Fun House
- Welcome to the Circus, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Mackenzie Cartwright
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
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Sometimes you need to crash a funeral to experience happiness. At least Kissimmee Singh, aerial artist for Singh Circus, the most sought-after traveling circus of all time, keeps telling herself that’s why she crashes funerals. In reality, she’s lost and confused. Sometimes it’s nice to experience other people’s grief and be reminded that life isn’t as bad as it could be.
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Love this one!
- By Sheri B. on 01-01-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Hail No
- Hail Raisers Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Evander Lennox doesn't do anything he doesn't want to do. At least, that is, until he's sent to prison. The four years he's incarcerated, he's had no choice but to do the things he's asked to do. And now, if he doesn't, it will mean a one-way ticket straight back to hell. Once he's free, it takes him 24 hours to get his old job back, his dog at home where he belongs, and an understanding that people aren't as forgiving as he once thought them to be. He's just about given up hope of ever integrating back into society when a woman slams into his heart, literally and figuratively.
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Disappointed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 10-26-18
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Shock Advised
- Kilgore Fire, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, Jason Clarke
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Taima, a.k.a. Tai, is the last person people come to for help. He’s the fuck up...the bad boy...the guy that only looks out for himself. Which couldn’t be further from the truth. He’s fought hard to become the man he is today. He’s a hero in the public’s eye. A firefighter that the young all the way to the old turn to for help at the lowest point in their lives. What people don’t know, though, is that he’s no hero. He’s the reason his sister is dead, and he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to right that wrong.
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What the Heck?
- By awriternot on 03-25-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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- Tracy Welch
- 12-21-24
The best
These two books were one of your best cried through Dixies. I’m glad you waited to do his.
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- Michelle
- 01-26-25
Cried My Heart Out
I really needed a good cry. This was it. I can only ever pray to find me a good man like Dixie. If I do, I pray I’d be a good wife like Mary.
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- Kel
- 01-10-25
wow
so I don't have words to explain the different emotions I was feeling while listening. the first half of was very sad the second half is were my confusion came in but overall as always the author and narrators did a great job
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- S L
- 12-20-24
The deep feeling of loss
Oh, so not the way I wanted their story to go. Great story as always, and yes, I cried.
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- AmazonianShopper
- 12-18-24
Cried my eyes out...
I literally cried the entire book. You can't do this to a perimenapausal woman...lol Whether happy or sad I cried. It was an amazing story. Every girl dreams of a man like Dixie & for that instant that you just know he is your one. Wish it were a little longer. More memories. Though on that note I don't think I could've cried anymore...lol The second book just as good & gave me the happy feels I needed after the heavy from the first. Awesome as always...
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-09-25
Outstanding!
Definitely have a hanky! I’m so happy to have learned Dixie story. I absolutely love these books!
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- A.Fernandez
- 12-30-24
Dixie and Mary
An emotional, poignant and riveting ride to go on with Dixie and Mary. I also felt like this story was very thought provoking for me, making me think about what my dad is going through after losing my mom. I liked how we were taken through multiple POVs on the grieving process, reminiscing on past experiences and holding beautiful memories close. I enjoyed this story immensely. Lani Lynn Vale never ceases to amaze me.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-15-24
Remarkable!!! Worthy
Dixie & Mary's book was a non-stop crying fest. I couldn't stop crying. I just wish their story ended a little differently.
It is good you waited this long to write his story because the other stories wouldn't be the same if he wasn't in them.
It tells how true love will find each other no matter where they are whether it is during life or after death. I love the fact that Dixie went into his grandson Jeremiah and Mary went into Merriam. Just like Dixie was Mary protector - Jeremiah appears to be Merriam protector. Even the little things they did for the other was a surprise to them and others. When asked how they know what they like or didn't like the answer was they didn't know.
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- Jamie
- 12-16-24
Laugh, cry, and repeat
Truly wonderful loved Mary and Dixie amazing story’s hope there more to come from the Dixie Wardens
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- Jenny F
- 12-27-24
story was beautiful!
how the 2 stories connected. loved the way the stories were similar but different. both coincided beautifully.
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