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Narrated by:
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Doug Schuetz
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By:
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Keith Van Sickle
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Can two Americans really become French?
Val and Keith turned their lives upside down when they quit their jobs to begin a part-time life in Provence. But they wondered: Can we fit in? And maybe become French ourselves?
Follow their adventures as they slowly unlock the mysteries of France:
- Is it true that French people are like coconuts?
- Can you learn to argue like a French person?
- What books have changed French lives?
- Most important of all, how do you keep your soup from exploding?
There’s more to becoming French than just learning the language. If you want the inside scoop on la belle France, you won’t want to miss this delightful book!
©2018, 2019 Curtis Keith Van Sickle (P)2019 Curtis Keith Van SickleListeners also enjoyed...
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- Anonymous User
- 04-10-20
Loved the story!
Felt l was transported into another place. Loved the story telling and all the nuances of living into another culture.
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