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Narrated by:
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Delilah Stanfield
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Jack Douglas
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Eric Vall
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They said it was just a meteor storm.
Then the storm turned into a cataclysmic event as giant rocks crashed into the Earth.
And dragons came crawling out of every one of them.
Lots and lots of radioactive dragons.
Now, nowhere but the ocean is safe, and home is an eight thousand mile journey across the seas. Even if I have to go full pirate, save some damsels in distress, and plunder to survive, I’m making it home in one piece.
Yo-ho-ho, you scaly bastards.
Disclaimer: The protagonist of this series has descriptive adult relations with multiple women, sometimes at the same time.
©2023 Eric Vall (P)2024 Eric VallListeners also enjoyed...
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I used to be a computer programmer...I think. But then I woke up in a strange new world as a...god? Part of me thinks this is some ultra-realistic VR game, but things just seem and feel too real. Especially the three beautiful priestesses, who have traveled from afar just to worship and love me.
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Just a bad book
- By Crompool on 06-29-21
By: Eric Vall
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Dragon Conjurer
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I was just your average college anthropology student. I went to class, worked my minimum-wage job, and studied for exams. Until I discovered that monsters are real and that I can summon the most powerful of them all: dragons. Now, I’m a Dragon Conjurer working for a secret agency/academy that protects the world from monsters behind the scenes, and two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever met are in my squad and super into me. And it seems that they don’t mind sharing. Life is about to become awesome.
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Is Eric even trying anymore?
- By kevin on 12-29-20
By: Eric Vall
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Planet Broker
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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CT has one goal: to take on the most powerful planet colonization corporation in the world and bring them to their knees. The corporation wasn't worried. After all, CT was just one man with a small crew of beautiful women. They should be worried. They should be very worried.
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Mary Sue goes to Space- may be a more fitting title
- By William R. Brown on 10-29-19
By: Eric Vall
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Dragon's Justice
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Jack Douglas
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Have you ever felt like there was something inside of you pushing your actions? A dormant beast, so to speak. I know it sounds crazy. But, that’s the best way I could describe how I’ve felt for a long time. I thought it was normal, some animal part of the human brain that lingered from evolution. But, this is the story of how I learned I wasn’t exactly human, and there was a world underneath our own where all the things that go bump in the night live. And, that my beast was very real indeed.
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Worst Dragon Ever
- By Chaz R. on 12-25-21
By: Bruce Sentar
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Amazon Apocalypse
- By: Marvin Knight
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Jessica Threet
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
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Growing up, she was the girl down the street. Even then, I knew she was different. She was tough, rough, and had the strength to stop a speeding car with her bare hands. We were as thick as thieves, sharing every adventure. Then one day she revealed a secret. She wasn't from Earth. She was from a distant place called the Arcadia Multiverse. Her people lived under the rule of a god-like entity known as the System. That System had its gaze fixed on Earth. And it was only a matter of time before it came for us.
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Good, but very derivative towards the end
- By Anonymous on 10-28-23
By: Marvin Knight
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- bill
- 06-27-24
It’s alright
This book was only all right, not Eric Vail’s best work out there. It took a while to make the title obvious but I see the pirate tie in by books end
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-21-24
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I really like the book. I so want the next book to come out
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