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Maximillian Breed
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Isaiah Irons
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A firefighter, and his two daught—
BAM!
He dies.
A dead firefighter, who respawns in the hereafter and awakens with a new companion who has a copy of all of his memories. Good, bad, and . . . embarrassing. So embarrassing he doesn’t want to remember them . . . but she does.
Dead, but relocated to a shipping-container-sized space controlled by a ruthless company who runs the afterlife . . . with his fking guide Greg.
Dead, but able to log in and out of a player vs. player survival game called Hearth.
Dead, but doing his damn best to stay alive.
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A fun jaunt through the MMORPG forest.
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The story was fun, the characters felt real, and their bantering got some real laughs out of me. The voice of Greg the guide had some really great moments. Shut up, Greg.
Narration was great, story was fun and kept me hooked the whole way through. I can't wait for a sequel.
Great listen, moments got real laughs from me!
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it was my first time listening to this narrator and he did a fantastic job as well. There was one voice I disliked, but she was not in it for long and the voice fit the character so it's not a big deal. 10/10 especially for the emotional parts.
This was also the first time I've heard of this author and I am now looking forward to more of their books. Plot was great. Character interactions were fantastic. The world building was a bit slow, but we were learning with the MC so that makes sense.
One thing, I felt so bad for Greg for a good bit of this book, but honestly...shut up Greg.
Unique take in LITRPG
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