
Antique Absconding Arsonist
Jas Bond, Book 4
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Andrew Joseph Perez
-
By:
-
Gretchen S.B.
About this listen
Fire, thieves, and magic, oh my…
The semiannual supernatural auction is a great way to get rid of valuable items, fast. I'm grateful I can use this opportunity to get rid of not only the Geysers: Volume 8, but the weird vortex compact I still haven't been able to open. My luck runs out when, before the auction starts, someone sets fire to the building. This isn't some random teenage prank. In fact, someone uses that fire as a cover to steal some of the more expensive antiques being sold at the auction. Luckily, he isn’t terribly good at this whole theft thing. By the time Blake and several other officers arrive, it becomes clear that our thief might not be the only one stealing artifacts from the auction. Because after he’s searched, my luck strikes again when both the compact and my volume 8 aren't on his person, and he has no idea how they went missing.
Will I finally be free of Geysers Journal, or is it going to boomerang back yet again? Or is there something much more sinister slithering its way around the outskirts of my life?
©2021 Gretchen S.B. (P)2021 Gretchen S.B.Listeners also enjoyed...
-
The Chemist
- By: Stephenie Meyer
- Narrated by: Ellen Archer
- Length: 17 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
She used to work for the US government, but very few people ever knew that. An expert in her field, she was one of the darkest secrets of an agency so clandestine it doesn't even have a name. And when they decided she was a liability, they came for her without warning. Now she rarely stays in the same place or uses the same name for long. They've killed the only other person she trusted, but something she knows still poses a threat. They want her dead, and soon.
-
-
Listened all night!
- By bebe on 06-04-17
By: Stephenie Meyer
-
Sin & Chocolate (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Demigods of San Francisco, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: full cast, Matthew Pauli, Andrew James Spooner, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kieran is here for revenge. He's here to kill the most powerful man in Magical San Francisco—his father. He'll destroy anything in his way. And I've managed to catch his eye. I live in the shadows for a reason, split between the worlds of the magical and the mundane. I'm a punching bag for both societies, but with the magic of Hades, it's the only way to stay alive. To stay free. If the powers that be knew what I was, they'd slap me in a cage and make me their weapon.
-
-
Nope
- By Asaki on 03-31-24
By: K.F. Breene
-
Slouch Witch
- The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Let's get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact she's probably the last witch in the world you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa, where she could watch TV, munch junk food, and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content. However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch.
-
-
Amazing story, disappointing narration
- By Jessica on 08-06-17
By: Helen Harper
-
Minimum Wage Magic
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The DFZ, the metropolis formerly known as Detroit, is the world’s most magical city with a population of nine million and zero public safety laws. That’s a lot of mages, cybernetically enhanced chrome heads, and mythical beasties who die, get into debt, and otherwise fail to pay their rent. When they can’t pay their bills, their stuff gets sold to the highest bidder. That’s when they call me. I’m a Cleaner: a freelance mage employed by the DFZ to sort through the mountains of magical junk people leave behind. It’s not a pretty job, or a safe one....
-
-
One Of My Favorite Authors
- By Connor on 02-14-19
By: Rachel Aaron
-
Born in Fire
- Demon Days, Vampire Nights World, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
-
-
Entertaining New Series
- By HWin on 06-23-17
By: K.F. Breene
-
Super Sales on Super Heroes
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world full of super powers, Felix has a pretty crappy one. He has the ability to modify any item he owns. To upgrade anything. Sounds great on paper. Almost like a video game. Except that the amount of power it takes to actually change, modify, or upgrade anything worthwhile is beyond his abilities. With that in mind, Felix settled into a normal life. A normal job. His entire world changes when the city he lives in is taken over by a super villain. Becoming a country of one city. A city state.
-
-
Lot better than I thought it would be
- By Phillip hinch on 07-08-17
By: William D. Arand
-
The Chemist
- By: Stephenie Meyer
- Narrated by: Ellen Archer
- Length: 17 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
She used to work for the US government, but very few people ever knew that. An expert in her field, she was one of the darkest secrets of an agency so clandestine it doesn't even have a name. And when they decided she was a liability, they came for her without warning. Now she rarely stays in the same place or uses the same name for long. They've killed the only other person she trusted, but something she knows still poses a threat. They want her dead, and soon.
-
-
Listened all night!
- By bebe on 06-04-17
By: Stephenie Meyer
-
Sin & Chocolate (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Demigods of San Francisco, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: full cast, Matthew Pauli, Andrew James Spooner, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kieran is here for revenge. He's here to kill the most powerful man in Magical San Francisco—his father. He'll destroy anything in his way. And I've managed to catch his eye. I live in the shadows for a reason, split between the worlds of the magical and the mundane. I'm a punching bag for both societies, but with the magic of Hades, it's the only way to stay alive. To stay free. If the powers that be knew what I was, they'd slap me in a cage and make me their weapon.
-
-
Nope
- By Asaki on 03-31-24
By: K.F. Breene
-
Slouch Witch
- The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Let's get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact she's probably the last witch in the world you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa, where she could watch TV, munch junk food, and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content. However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch.
-
-
Amazing story, disappointing narration
- By Jessica on 08-06-17
By: Helen Harper
-
Minimum Wage Magic
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The DFZ, the metropolis formerly known as Detroit, is the world’s most magical city with a population of nine million and zero public safety laws. That’s a lot of mages, cybernetically enhanced chrome heads, and mythical beasties who die, get into debt, and otherwise fail to pay their rent. When they can’t pay their bills, their stuff gets sold to the highest bidder. That’s when they call me. I’m a Cleaner: a freelance mage employed by the DFZ to sort through the mountains of magical junk people leave behind. It’s not a pretty job, or a safe one....
-
-
One Of My Favorite Authors
- By Connor on 02-14-19
By: Rachel Aaron
-
Born in Fire
- Demon Days, Vampire Nights World, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
-
-
Entertaining New Series
- By HWin on 06-23-17
By: K.F. Breene
-
Super Sales on Super Heroes
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world full of super powers, Felix has a pretty crappy one. He has the ability to modify any item he owns. To upgrade anything. Sounds great on paper. Almost like a video game. Except that the amount of power it takes to actually change, modify, or upgrade anything worthwhile is beyond his abilities. With that in mind, Felix settled into a normal life. A normal job. His entire world changes when the city he lives in is taken over by a super villain. Becoming a country of one city. A city state.
-
-
Lot better than I thought it would be
- By Phillip hinch on 07-08-17
By: William D. Arand
-
Curse of the Phoenix
- The Arcane Irregulars, Book 1
- By: Dan Willis
- Narrated by: Alex Knox
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
New York Police Lieutenant Danny Pak has a problem. When one of his officers calls him out to an unusual crime scene, Danny realizes that it’s terrifyingly similar to something the department thought was dead and buried. Across town, Agent William “Buddy” Redhorn of the FBI has two problems. He’s been assigned a potentially career-ending case with magical ties, and his sorceress boss is out of town. The case involves a stolen statue that belongs to the government of Brunei, but the more he chases the thieves, the more bodies begin to drop. Bodies affected by an unknown magic.
-
-
nice addition
- By Kindle Customer on 02-17-25
By: Dan Willis
-
The Magic Shop
- By: Justin Swapp
- Narrated by: Steve Barnes
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marcus and his twin sister, Ellie, live in the loft above their grandparents' magic shop - the one all the rumors are about. Soon the children are thrown into a world that they never knew existed. Not only is the family business a front, but Marcus learns that he has been marked as a dead man from the time he was born.
-
-
An interesting story with some rough edges.
- By Dingo 883 on 01-11-18
By: Justin Swapp
-
Hero Forged
- Ethereal Earth, Book 1
- By: Josh Erikson
- Narrated by: Josh Erikson
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
-
-
Surprisingly Good
- By Steelgator on 07-21-18
By: Josh Erikson
-
Bo Blackman
- The Complete Series
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 55 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bo Blackman is forced to live with her newfound status as a celebrity. She's still determined, however, to solve the mystery of Tobias Renfrew, the daemon billionaire who disappeared over fifty years ago.
-
-
Good story & narration
- By Kathy Chemacki on 02-05-25
By: Helen Harper
-
Magic and the Shinigami Detective
- The Case Files of Henri Davenforth, Book 1
- By: Honor Raconteur
- Narrated by: Donovan Hughes, Dallas Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the Night Foxes boldly break into the Fourth Precinct’s Evidence Building, it causes quite the stir. As a Magical Examiner, Henri Davenforth is immediately called in. To his astonishment, Captain Gregson has him work the case like a detective. More astounding, he assigns Henri a partner - The Shinigami Detective. The woman is famous for killing the most destructive rogue witch of the century, and no one is quite certain where she’s from. Every officer in the precinct is either in awe of her, or a little frightened by her. Henri is just baffled.
-
-
Female narrator ruined this book -- seriously.
- By LLKP on 04-03-25
By: Honor Raconteur
-
Bloodfire
- Blood Destiny, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mack might be, to all intents and purposes, a normal looking human, but she lives with a pack of shapeshifters in Cornwall in rural England after being dumped there by her mother when she was just a young child. She desperately wants to be accepted by her surrogate family, not least because a lot of them hate her for merely being human, but for some reason her blood just won't allow the transformation to occur.
-
-
Much better than I was expecting
- By Andy on 07-25-14
By: Helen Harper
-
Love & Curse Making
- Magical Dating Agency, Book 1
- By: Kelly St. Clare
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What do jazz pixies, siren celebrities, and 300 disastrous dates with supernatural men have in common? Me. I’m Cerys. And at 22 years old, running a paranormal dating agency with my bestie and living in the magical society of Nepos is an amazing life. Not gonna lie, though - it’d be better with a little action. When my "extinct" brand of magic explodes in the presence of true love, the off-the-charts sexy but infuriatingly bored Detective Devereaux gets involved. And let me tell you, ladies, there are m-u-s-c-l-e-s under his long coat!
-
-
No spoilers
- By Jana k on 07-31-22
By: Kelly St. Clare
-
A Brand New World: A Slice-of-Life Urban Fantasy
- The Simulacrum, Book 1
- By: Egathentale
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 27 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Leonard Dunning wakes up in a home he doesn’t remember—and to a face in the mirror he doesn’t recognize. He soon discovers he attends Blue Cherry High with his best friend, Josh Bernstein, who seems to be the most popular boy in school, with several girls competing for his attention. As the girls collide and clash over the oblivious Josh, Leo realizes each of them displays quirks of characters found in an anime harem comedy. So if Josh is the story’s protagonist, what does that make Leo?
-
-
You can't expose the tropes by following them.
- By Mike Wilson on 11-03-22
By: Egathentale
-
Nightshades
- A Paranormal Thriller (Nightshades, Book 1)
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alex McKenna is the new Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago office of the Bureau of Preternatural Investigations - the division tasked with investigating crimes involving shades. Or vampires, as they're more widely known. Children have been going missing, and agents are routinely being slaughtered. It's up to McKenna, and some unlikely allies, to get to the bottom of the problem, and find the kids before it's too late.
-
-
Fun, with enough novelty to be interesting
- By S. Yates on 01-27-18
By: Melissa F. Olson
-
The Frame-Up
- The Golden Arrow Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Scott Molin
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
MG Martin lives and breathes geek culture. She works as a writer for the comic book company she idolized as a kid. But despite her love of hooded vigilantes, MG prefers her comics stay on the page. But when someone in LA starts recreating crime scenes from her favorite comic book, MG is the LAPD’s best - and only - lead. She recognizes the golden arrow left at the scene as the calling card of her favorite comic book hero. The thing is…superheroes aren’t real. Are they? When Detective Kildaire asks for her comic book expertise, MG is more than up for the adventure.
-
-
Hit or Miss, Saved by the Narrator
- By Dubi on 02-06-19
-
Intern
- Elfed in New York
- By: Erik Schubach
- Narrated by: Jennifer Darnell
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An aspiring investigative journalist, Killishia Renner, finds out with the rest of the world that she is an elf when she manifests elvish physical traits on the air during the tree lighting ceremony in Rockefeller Center in New York. It challenges everything she thought she knew about herself and her family. Intern follows the hurdles she must overcome as she learns about being an elf while facing the uncomfortable popularity of being elfed in New York.
-
-
Loved it
- By Jeannie on 01-15-22
By: Erik Schubach
-
The Fractured Faery
- The Complete Series
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 26 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's one thing to wake up outside in the middle of the night with a decapitated man for company. It's another to have no memory of how you got there—or who you are. She might not know her own name but she knows that several people are out to get her. It could be because she has strange magical powers seemingly at her fingertips and is some kind of fabulous hero. But then why does she appear to inspire fear in so many? And who on earth is the sexy, green-eyed barman who apparently despises her? So many questions . . . and so few answers.
-
-
very annoing
- By satu on 02-21-24
By: Helen Harper
What listeners say about Antique Absconding Arsonist
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Arielle
- 11-30-21
I REALLY needed this book.
So, I had a shitty week, at the end of a shitty month, and all I really wanted this week was some good, fun, well-written escapism. When I saw that there was a brand new Jas Bond book out, I knew that at least the next couple of hours were going to be delightful, and I was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
So, for starters, this series has it all - a modern fantasy setting, an ever-increasing cast of larger-than-life and memorable characters, a grumpy hero who is charming and gritty at the same time, and (and this is the best part) Mr. Andrew Joseph Perez, a narrator who performs with such vivacity, nuance, and variation that would be SO devastatingly fun to see on the live stage.
Listen to this book, because it's one of the best in the series so far, but first I suggest you go back and listen to the other books in the series, because frankly the perfectly-crafted, somehow both satisfying and infuriating cliffhangers at the end of each serial novelette are part of the charm and fun of this particular series.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!