
All Fishermen Are Liars
True Tales from the Dry Dock Bar
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Linda Greenlaw
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Linda Greenlaw
About this listen
Just before Christmas, Linda meets up with her best friend and fellow fisherman Alden Leeman for lunch and a drink at the Dry Dock, a well-worn watering hole in Portland, Maine. Alden, the captain of Linda's first fishing expedition, has seen his share of mishaps and adventures at sea. When Linda shares memories of navigating her ship through one of the craziest storms she's ever seen, Alden quickly follows up with his own tales. Then other fishermen, who are sitting on the periphery attentively listening, decide to weigh in with yarns of their own.
All Fishermen Are Liars brims with true stories of the most eccentric crew member, the funniest episode, the biggest fish, and the wildest night at sea. Denizens of the Dry Dock drift in and out as the bar begins to swell with rounds of drinks and tales that increase in drama. Here are some of the greatest fishing stories ever - all relayed by Linda Greenlaw in her inimitable style.
All Fishermen Are Liars will give listeners what they have come to love and expect from Linda Greenlaw: luminous descriptions and edge-of-the-seat thrills. It's the perfect book for anyone who loves fishing and the sea.
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- Hsal
- 01-11-09
All Fishermen Are Liars (Unabridged)
Very well-written and entertaining. Linda Greenlaw's unique blend of experience and education allows her to tell and re-tell stories that are interesting and spell binding. Highly recommended if you live by the sea, in New England, or just like true real-life adventures that are on the edge of the unbelievable.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-24-22
spoken like a true stout-hearted Mainah.
As a lifetime local the folks who catch "bugs" for a living are a rare an wonderful breed. The are also never as broke as they would have you believe! That should be a bar snack lie 😅
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