
Actuarial Fairy Tales
Statistically Significant Stories
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John Lee
About this listen
The only and therefore funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world!
Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humor distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.
Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including:
- R-punzel
- The Princess and the p-value
- Beauty and the Beastly Actuary
- RumpelSTATSkin
- Goldilocks and the Three-Bear Market Analysts
Hypothesis tests show, at the 1 percent level, that this audiobook is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf, locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.
The perfect bedtime listening for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere, guaranteed to send them to sleep.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-23-22
Hilarious and lighthearted
Anyone who has gone through the actuarial system would likely enjoy this! Laughed out loud more than expected.
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