
A Werewolf, a Vampire, and a Fae Walk into a Bar
Last Witch Series, Book 1
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Ada Sinclair
About this listen
I lived a pretty ordinary life—a kid raised in my family's bar who went off to college to escape the small-town life. But when my grandfather died and I returned to take over the family business, I discovered a much more extraordinary world waiting for me.
Vampires, werewolves, and fae are real. And they want my baby.
My daughter is meant to fulfill some crazy prophecy related to the end of all magical creatures, but I'm having none of that. Now, since I can't get rid of them, the three Sexies who walked into my bar that fateful, stormy night, work for me.
They can change diapers and serve drinks while I get a handle on not only being a new single mom, but also the center of a race war between creatures I previously believed were myths.
I didn't expect any of this. Not the Sexies. Not the single motherhood. And certainly not the chemistry I feel with each of them.
But we don't have time for raging postpartum hormones. Because they aren't the only ones after my child, and keeping her safe is proving a more dangerous job than the What to Expect Books ever prepared me for.
Contains mature themes.
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- Alex
- 01-08-24
LOVE IT!
I absolutely love it. This book is so great. The reader is wonder with the voices. The authors are great and worked perfectly together to create a wonderful book.
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- Kristine
- 05-19-23
Not for me.....
I'm sorry but this book just didn't do it for me. I'm not sure if I was just in the wrong mood or if it was actually the book, but I found myself cringing (A LOT) and then just hoping that the end would come quickly.
I listened to this on audio and usually don't really have issues with narrators. This narration was done by Ada Sinclair and for some reason, her voice was very grating for me. (Especially during the labor and delivery section) Like I mentioned earlier, maybe it was me - who knows, it might have just been the wrong day or the wrong time.
What specifically drove me crazy? Well, the plot itself started digging itself into holes pretty quickly and never really could get out. Without going into spoilers- this is from the VERY beginning - a pregnant bartender goes into labor at work (which is, of course, a bar) and there just happen to be three strange men who had stayed in the bar after closing who end up helping her give birth. Then to top things off, she hears them arguing over who is going to take and keep her child (HER BRAND NEW BABY DAUGHTER!) and she realizes that they were each there separately to attempt to kidnap her daughter. So, what does she end up doing? Well, asking them to stay with her of course.
Makes perfect sense, right? Oh, and that is after she discovers they are supernatural creatures (which she had no idea existed). Yep, I'm going to invite a strange werewolf, a strange vampire and a strange Fae to stay with us after hearing all of that........
And that is before things got weird....It was honestly just to OTT for me.
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