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Kieran Mc Kenna
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The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher, but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances. An investigation at an esoteric and well-being convention is undertaken by Johnny, who attends some therapy sessions, and is surprised at the expertise of some of the therapists.
However, Johnny is convinced that one of them is, in fact, a brutal murderer. Will Maggie help or hinder the investigation? Will Johnny be persuaded to embrace Neo-liberal politics? How much does Johnny cost His Majesty’s treasury each year? These questions are explored in these latest nail-biting memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs.
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