
A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage
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Narrated by:
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Georgia Tennant
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Kyle Soller
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Asia Mackay
About this listen
Two former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this “wildly original, razor-sharp thriller” (Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark).
“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”―Hugh Grant
I wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.
Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant.
Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again.
Meanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what’s coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it’s Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.
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“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”—Hugh Grant
“Sexy, stylish, thrilling, and funny . . . Asia Mackay rips up the rulebook in this wildly original, razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder, mundanity and mayhem. I loved it.”—Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark
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Cora Valentine has her whole life—and a shot at the Olympics—ahead of her. But when she’s kidnapped on Halloween, her name is splashed across headlines not as an athlete but as a victim. Not even her safe return changes that, especially since no one is caught for the crime. Hounded by the public, Cora’s time as a missing girl and member of the Magnificent Eight has its consequences.
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I have a lot of questions...
- By MJZ on 02-28-25
By: Rea Frey
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The Inheritance
- A Novel
- By: Trisha Sakhlecha
- Narrated by: Avita Jay, Ellie Kendrick, Tamaryn Payne
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet the Agarwals, who have gathered on a private, luxury island off the west coast of Scotland for a much-anticipated family reunion. They’ve all got secrets they would die to protect. Who will survive this high-stakes reunion, and who will become a victim of their own greed? One thing is certain: this family gathering will shatter more than just their illusions of unity.
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Family Loyalty
- By Jennifer D Wheaton on 02-24-25
By: Trisha Sakhlecha
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The Doll's House
- By: Natasha Boydell
- Narrated by: Julie Maisey
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Naomi is devastated when the sale of the apartment falls through, her dreams of moving to an amazing ‘forever home’ nearby with her family are momentarily dashed. But then a sweet-natured single mother named Summer appears, announcing her intention to buy Naomi’s old apartment. And all of a sudden, it looks like Naomi might get her new house after all. At first, it feels like Summer’s saved her life. But as soon as the sale goes through, Summer starts turning up at Naomi’s new house. She’s enrolled her child in Naomi’s daughter’s class. She’s dressing like Naomi.
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soooooo good
- By lisa on 01-16-25
By: Natasha Boydell
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The Innocent Wife
- By: Sally Royer-Derr
- Narrated by: Patricia Rodriguez
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Olivia Hanson’s husband, Lucas, is her rock; charming and successful, he offers her safety, security and the life she always dreamed of. In return, Olivia is a picture-perfect housewife, smiling and supportive. Until she meets Lucas’s new colleague, Natalie, and sees the flash of hatred in her eyes. Olivia only wants to clear up the misunderstanding. But when she befriends Natalie, secrets come tumbling out that expose the ugly side of Olivia’s beautiful marriage and she realizes there is another young woman caught up in Lucas’s lies.
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Gripping and Addictive
- By Sally A. on 01-14-25
By: Sally Royer-Derr
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The Ends of Things
- A Novel
- By: Sandra Chwialkowska
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Laura Phillips always wanted to travel the world but was too afraid to go it alone. So when her new boyfriend, Dave, invites her on a romantic getaway to the remote island of Eleuthera in the Bahamas, she jumps at the chance. As soon as they arrive at the Pink Sands resort, Laura and Dave are handed cocktails garnished with umbrellas and led to a luxurious suite. It’s a lovers’ paradise. But when they head down to the pristine beach, Laura notices an oddity among the sunbathing couples: a woman vacationing alone.
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Not good
- By Melissa on 03-26-25
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The Inheritance
- By: Kate Horan
- Narrated by: Zoe Trilsbach
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Isobel Ashworth breezes through life, blissfully accustomed to the privilege which comes with her family name. But that changes when she arrives in the exclusive town of Hartwell. Sent there by her father to complete a controversial property development - and prove herself a serious player in the succession plan - her perfect life is unravelling. Isobel's fiance is telling lies, the project is a disaster and the locals hate her; could her father be setting her up to fail? Buzzing with the promise of a big story, journalist Meg Hunter arrives in Hartwell to expose the Ashworth family dealings.
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The Serial Killer Guide to San Francisco
- A Mystery
- By: Michelle Chouinard
- Narrated by: Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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The chill of a San Francisco summer can be deadly. No one knows this better than Capri Sanzio, who makes her living giving serial killer tours of the city. Capri has been interested in the topic since she was a kid, when she discovered she’s the granddaughter of serial killer William "Overkill Bill" Sanzio. She’s always believed in his innocence. But now an Overkill Bill copycat has struck in San Francisco. And Capri’s former mother-in-law, Sylvia, just cut off Capri’s daughter’s tuition payments. Needing cash, Capri wonders if this is the time to exonerate her grandfather.
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I'm a sucker for a good title lol
- By Shanel Anderson on 04-21-25
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Almost Surely Dead
- By: Amina Akhtar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Kelsey Jaffer, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Dunia Ahmed lives an ordinary life—or she definitely used to. Now she’s the subject of a true crime podcast. She’s been missing for over a year, and no one knows if she’s dead or alive. But her story has listeners obsessed, and people everywhere are sporting merch that demands “Find Dunia!” In the days before her disappearance, Dunia is a successful pharmacist living in New York. The daughter of Pakistani immigrants, she’s coping with a broken engagement and the death of her mother. But then something happens that really shakes up her world: someone tries to murder her.
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great start, disappointing ending
- By A Landon on 02-16-24
By: Amina Akhtar, and others
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Every Breath You Take
- By: Miranda Rijks
- Narrated by: Tamsin Kennard
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When Eva's husband Samuel doesn't come home from a boys' night out, she thinks he's sleeping off his hangover at a friend's house. So she waits. And waits... Eventually, he sends her a text—he's met someone else and needs a few days to get his head together. Eva is devastated. How could he do this? How could he do it to their children? She'd thought her marriage was rock solid. She tries to go on with her life as best she can. But then things take a truly bizarre turn…
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Twisty thriller you can’t stop listening to!
- By Michelle LaLonde on 04-04-25
By: Miranda Rijks
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Such a Lovely Family
- By: Aggie Blum Thompson
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The cherry blossoms are in full bloom in Washington, D.C., and the Calhouns are in the midst of hosting their annual party to celebrate the best of the spring season. With a house full of friends, neighbors, and their beloved three adult children, the Calhouns are expecting another picture-perfect event. But a brutal murder in the middle of the celebration transforms the yearly gathering into a homicide scene, and all the guests into suspects.
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Never ending plot twists!
- By Jennifer on 04-06-25
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Death in the Downline
- By: Maria Abrams
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing, Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Drew thought she was destined to rise above her small New Jersey hometown and make it as a serious journalist in New York City. But now she’s back in Clearfield, pushing thirty, newly single, and living with her father. After a chance encounter at the grocery store, she reconnects with her ex-best friend, Steph, who married young and never left their hometown. But Steph looks … good. She’s tanned, clear-skinned, and glowing. She drives an expensive car and wears only name-brands. What’s her secret?
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Do not waste your time or your credit on this crap
- By marie on 02-28-25
By: Maria Abrams
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- David
- 02-19-25
Out of this world! I am speechless at how good this book was!
My new favorite author and by far the very best narrator I have encountered, and I have listed to offer 200 audiobooks!
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- Samantha Snyder
- 02-11-25
Fun!
This was fun, a little more lighthearted than what I am used to as far as thrillers but I think that was the point. Great audiobook!
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- Kate Sullivan
- 04-03-25
Great characters, loved tge dark humor
Great story, great characters and great narration! this was a very enjoyable read. looking for more from this author now!
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- daogier
- 02-17-25
Awesome awesome awesome.
Completely great. So imaginative, fast paced, impossible to turn off, and I think Georgia’s narration is her best yet.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-09-25
Worth every minute
Georgia Tennant kills it reading as Haze. No notes 🔪
Of course, Asia’s writing makes for a delicious story to sink your teeth into. Loved it!
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- Regina
- 02-07-25
Amazing!
So good! I love hazel and her husband. Wish there was Marie books to come
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- Khadjah Williams
- 02-02-25
A story of love and friendship
This was a very entertaining story. It kept me engaging while challenging me to look at the relationships in my own life. It had a good amount of humor and truth. Happy for Haze and Fox.
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- Melissa Ammons
- 02-27-25
Loved the Dark Humor
The book captured me from the start! The dark humor of Haze’s character drew me immediately. Such a great read.
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- Rebecca E. Coefield
- 01-18-25
This book is AMAZING!
First of all, the story, then the writing!! What a gift this author has. The narration was incredible, Haze and Fox were in the room with me. Bravo!!!
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- Danelle
- 01-29-25
Just when you think you figured it out… you didn’t.
I loved this book! I enjoyed how it had a great story line but also had parts that made me laugh. The humor mixed in with the twists was “chefs kiss”.
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