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Joe Perrone Jr.
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A “Real” Man's Guide to Divorce is a humorous look at divorce from an admittedly one-sided perspective. Author Joe Perrone Jr. exposes the myths and fallacies of this most painful experience in a light-hearted manner that will leave you in stitches. A bit of good advice and a heavy dose of laughter make A “Real” Man's Guide to Divorce a “must-listen” for every man headed down the road to marital division!
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- Jeffrey Papen
- 04-16-20
Hateful awful book. Unhelpful. counter-productive
I'm sorry I bought this book. It's nothing but bile and vitriol. It's nothing but bad stereotypes and unhelpful "advice" feeding unhelpful hateful feelings.
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- David
- 06-09-15
You may find some humor ... or not.
I found no value here. It is what it is - entertainment. i listened to all of it.
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- JMKIII58
- 01-23-18
An excellent read!
The author takes a humorous look at divorce from the man's point of view. Joe Perrone gives us the good, the bad and the ugly of getting a divorce. The reader can laugh and cry at the same time.
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- lzbth83
- 09-27-24
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This may have been a better listen/ read 30+ years ago. I found it to be mostly cliche. If you’re looking for actual useful information or guidance for the modern day divorce, this is not the one.
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