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Natalie Eaton
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Patrick Lawlor
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By:
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Kenzie Reed
About this listen
Working for Chase Lancaster was supposed to catapult my marketing career. Instead, I'm trapped in personal-assistant hell. His hobbies include barking orders, torpedoing my advertising campaigns, and reducing the office staff to tears.
On a good day, he acts like I’m invisible. On a bad day, I remind myself arsenic is not an acceptable sweetener for coffee. And prison orange would be murder on my complexion.
Imagine my surprise when Chase follows me home to Bitter End, North Carolina, where I'm about to endure my ex-fiancé's wedding.
The moment he chases off my date and offers to pose as my boyfriend, I know he's got a hidden agenda - especially when he plays the part a little too convincingly. Unfortunately, I have to play along to find out what he's really up to.
To satisfy the town gossip squad, I'll have to let him kiss me. Who knew Satan's lips were so soft and inviting? And if we're really playing the part, we'll have to go to Lover's Lane - testing my willpower beyond its limits.
The more time we spend together outside the office, though, the more I see a different side of him. He's still bossy and demanding, but is it wrong that I find it kind of...well...hot?
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- 09-25-20
Story good, Narrator: meh.
I liked the story but it was a struggle to get through the book because I didn't care for the narrator's performance.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-23-20
Great Book
The voice of Chase was not fitting, but the story is great!! I laughed through the entire book!
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- Tiffany
- 10-05-22
Great Story
Great story but the male narrator just doesn’t fit. Struggled to listen to his voice as the character.
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- Suz
- 02-12-22
Funny
I think the best part of this was the humor of the Abernathy Family.
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