
500 Funny Quotes for Men
Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
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Michael Langan
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Stan Hardy
About this listen
Want to have a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone would like? Then, this is the book for you!
Funny quotes are great. They allow us to take a quick break, relax, and live life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused, and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Men is the perfect choice!
Here are what this book will offer you:
- 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for men
- A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
- An easy book that you can just pick up anytime, start anywhere, and always enjoy
- Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle
- A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
- Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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- Sina Beni
- 07-28-23
Lots of fun
A Really entertaining book and lots of wisdom here. I definitely suggest to whoever likes quotes
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- Michael Brookes
- 06-14-21
Lots of love!
I love this audiobook because it helps my daughter. It made her happy and she wants to listen to it again. Impressive!
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- Sanjiv Maniam
- 05-05-21
Delivers on it’s Promise
Definitely chuckled whilst listening to this book. Some of the quotes had me in tears. It delivers. Kept track of a number of quotes for future use.
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- romadic
- 05-06-21
Ha!
Great way to uplift your mood. Be prepared to have aching cheeks after so much grinning. Well worth a listen (or 10), particularly in this crazy world. Highly recommended 😆
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- Max
- 05-06-21
Haha!!
Already a few quotes in, and I have been enjoying them very much! The narrator does an excellent job at delivering them. Some have made me laugh and some have been very inspiring. After I finish this title I would be happy to enjoy another!
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- Ramel Henry
- 04-30-21
Hilarious & Uplifiting
Great book full of hilarious quotes that will uplift your mood and make your day! Great Find
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- Dani
- 05-01-21
Uplifting and entertaining!
I had such a great time listening to these funny quotes! This book is definitely a picker-upper! It lifted my mood instantly! Can’t wait to share some of these with the hubby and friends! It’s a great way to break the ice or lighten up an awkward moment!
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- Peonies
- 04-30-21
A great gift for your fun-loving people!
Listening to 500 Funny Quotes for Men was full of funny and intriguing moments. If you're looking for a compact source of good-natured banters, you're gonna love this book. Highly recommended!
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- Omar
- 04-30-21
Hilarious!
I love this! It's almost like positive affirmations that are fun to listen to. I would highly recommend it!
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- thegreatone
- 05-02-21
Definitely got a chuckle or ten
I don't want to give away the book but this book is full of funny cheesy jokes which I love! My favorite one was about women and cigars.
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