1000 Ideas: Useless Inventions
Useless brilliance at its finest
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1000 Ideas: Useless Inventions
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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Sam Raven
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About this listen
From glow-in-the-dark doormats to Bluetooth-enabled banana holders, this book is a glorious tribute to the unnecessary, the absurd, and the “why does this exist?” energy we didn’t know we needed.
Packed with 1000 outrageously ridiculous inventions across every aspect of life—from kitchen catastrophes and fashion flops to pet pampering disasters and romantic regrets—this is your ultimate guide to the world’s most impressively unhelpful ideas.
Perfect for creators who need a laugh, thinkers who think too much, or anyone who’s ever looked at a product and thought, “...Seriously?”
✔️ A treasure trove of hilariously unnecessary inventions for problems no one has ever had
✔️ From self-heating ice cream bowls to remote-controlled curtains for ants
✔️ The perfect gift for sarcastic thinkers, absurdists, and mad inventors
✔️ Includes 20 themed chapters like “Kitchen Catastrophes” and “Bathroom Blunders”
✔️ 1000 inventions so pointless, they somehow loop back to genius
✔️ Laugh-out-loud ideas paired with the spirit of "why does this exist?"
✔️ Great for bathroom reading, party conversation, or passive-aggressive gifting
✔️ Makes Shark Tank look like a TED Talk at a clown school
✔️ No batteries required—unlike most of the inventions in this book
✔️ Warning: Contains zero helpful ideas. You’ve been warned.
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