1000 Ideas: How Not To
The world’s worst self-help book (and proud of it)
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How Not To is the world’s most uselessly useful guide to modern living. Packed with 1000 pieces of brilliantly bad advice, this book takes you on a hilarious journey through everything you shouldn’t do—from dating disasters and career-killing moves to social faux pas and health hacks gone horribly wrong.
Each page delivers a bite-sized “don’t” with a wink, showing you how to fail spectacularly, awkwardly, and with just enough self-awareness to laugh at yourself along the way. It’s satire, it’s wisdom in disguise, and it’s probably the best worst advice you’ll ever read.
Whether you’re looking to ruin a job interview, overshare at a dinner party, ghost your dentist, or text your ex at 2AM (again), How Not To is your go-to guide for doing life hilariously wrong.
1000 hilariously bad ideas you definitely shouldn’t try (but might anyway)
Reverse advice for every part of life: love, work, health, money, social life & more
Equal parts self-sabotage and self-awareness
Learn how not to: flirt, network, raise a child, start a cult, go viral, or survive a Monday
A masterclass in life mistakes—written so you don’t have to make them (but you still might)
Perfect for fans of satire, anti-self-help, and laughing at the absurdity of modern life
Warning: Not suitable for people without a sense of humor
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