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Joe Hempel
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Matthew Lutton
About this listen
Matthew Lutton's debut book about demon deals gone wrong. If your a fan of Tales from the Crypt and Books of Blood, be careful what you wish for, because this one is for you. Choose your 10 drinks wisely....
©2020 Matthew Lutton (P)2024 Matthew LuttonListeners also enjoyed...
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Portrait of a Nuclear Family
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Uncomfortable
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Bunker Dogs
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Cassie's night of babysitting goes to hell when bombs explode in the distance, planes fly overhead at low altitudes, and alerts on her phone tell her to seek shelter. Luckily, the boy she babysits tells her his father has a bunker in the yard. When they make their way to this underground shelter, they soon discover they aren't alone. Something is living in the bunker, lurking in the walls, and it's hungry.
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I tried so hard
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Wake Up and Open Your Eyes
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Noah Fairchild has been losing his formerly polite Southern parents to far-right cable news for years, so when his mother leaves him a voicemail warning him that the “Great Reckoning” is here, he assumes it’s related to one of the many conspiracy theories she believes in. But when his own phone calls go unanswered, Noah makes the long drive from Brooklyn to Richmond, Virginia. There, he discovers his childhood home in shambles, a fridge full of spoiled food, and his parents locked in a terrifying trance-like state in front of the TV.
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Highly recommended if you hate yourself
- By Gabe Somerville on 01-12-25
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-18-24
Thrills and Chills
Very descriptive in a way that gave me chills! author has a very twisted mind and I think if he would make a scary movie then movies would be scary again!
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- Jyl Glenn
- 04-09-24
Not for the faint of heart!
If you like horror that will gross you out, this book is for you! I had previously read this, but when it became available and narrated by Joe Hempel, I had to check it out!
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- CoolGhoulsBookClub
- 06-12-24
yum pancakes
What would you do if a dude eating pancakes showed up out of the blue and told you his boss could make your wildest dreams come true? That is the basic premise of 10 Drink Minimum. Pancake man visits people at their lowest points and offers them the hookup. They all stupidly take him up on his offer, because why not make deals with demons? What could go wrong?
I listened to the audiobook while following along on my kindle. The kindle version has some formatting issues that probably would have annoyed me if that was the only format. The audiobook is great!
Be careful what you wish for.
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- michael
- 01-31-25
Well thought out and sinister
A book that feels like an collection but has a clever and fun through story that is unbelievably well put together and smartly written.
highly recommended.
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