
You're Not My King!
An Extra! Extraterrestrial Standalone
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Darcy Stark
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Zane Daniels
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Eryn Hawk
About this listen
Reuben Carter
Throwing myself in front of my estranged sister didn't win me any brownie points. It did, however, grant me one alien abduction and a cozy cell on an actual-freaking-spaceship, where I'm being poked and prepped for relocation to some backwater trading planet, then sold to the highest bidder—how's that for a hero's reward?
My escape plans hit a snag when Vo'ak, the hot and arrogant lizard king, buys me the second I land. There's no denying our serious chemistry, but I gotta get back to the familiarity of Earth, where free will kinda exists, and I'm no one's pet. However, chasing the comfort of old memories starts feeling like an unnecessary fixation, and I must decide what "home" really means before making any more stupid mistakes.
Vo'ak
As Great Leader of U'suhk, I am bound by duty to protect my kind and territory. The traitorous Northern Clan—a thorn in my side—forces me closer to war each day, but now, with the honor of a mate-bond stirring in my soul, there is an unexpected shift in my attention that cannot be resisted.
My tiny, fragile Roo-bin is a delight and, though lamenting a woeful past, must be claimed. However, his aversion to obedience and ignorance of our customs means protecting him proves a near-impossible task. If I cannot make the sweet, stubborn creature understand the dangers we face, even my plentiful strength and skill may not be enough to keep him safe.
You're Not My King! is an MM alien romance with language barriers, banter, and barbarian aliens. It features a hot lizard king from the planet U'suhk and a traumatized little human who is abducted by accident and forced to become an alien's mate. It's part of the Extra! Extraterrestrial shared world with Fae Quin, where each book focuses on its own pair and their HEA. While these stories can act as standalones, it is best to listen to each author's books in the order of their publication due to world-building. If you want to know more about what to expect with this story, visit the author's website for a full, in-depth content list.
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Now, the story picks up months after the end of The Undead Detective Agency, and my crew is dealing with the aftermath of...well, you know what. So, of course, I, the loving, amazing boss that I am, decided that it was time for a vacation—a fun duck-related vacation. And after hinting at resorting to possible friendnapping, I got my way!
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duck-themed chaos
- By kjkw on 04-21-25
By: Shelby Rhodes
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Chasing the Wild
- Crimson Ridge, Book 1
- By: Elliott Rose
- Narrated by: Gabriel Spires, Amy Hall
- Length: 18 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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I've always done what was expected of me. Layla Birch, the good girl. Forced to grow up too fast. To take care of everything myself. I had a plan. Only, I didn't count on him. Colton Wilder, the cowboy nearly twice my age. He's my dream man. One who takes care of me, gives me a job, and makes my pulse thud harder every time he comes near. My ex-boyfriend's father. The nights are long and cold on top of this mountain. As the snow grows thicker and the tension builds between us, we're both inching closer to a line we shouldn't cross.
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HOLY MOLY COWBOY
- By Desiree Ramsey on 12-10-24
By: Elliott Rose
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Skeletons in the Closet
- Shadowy Solutions, Book 1
- By: Nicky James
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The unlikely pair Tallus Domingo and Diem Krause find themselves together on a case, uncovering secrets they never expected. But doesn't everyone have skeletons in their closet?
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Good start
- By Rocinante on 06-05-24
By: Nicky James