
Tilly and Elmer's Unruly Resolutions
Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar, Book 1
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Gene Clements
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Gene Clements
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Tilly and Elmer love to celebrate New Year’s Eve! They have several unmentionable traditions for this occasion, but the making of New Year’s resolutions with each other, in the company of a supply of strong drink, is one of their favorites.
After realizing, many years ago, that their typical declarations had little likelihood of being adhered to, they turned the event into a game of who could make the most laughable and outrageous proposals.
Neither expected the other to carry out any of these silly schemes, and yet...
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