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Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar: Twelve Tales of Frisky, Risky, Mischief!
The complete series of humorous and sexy adventures involving Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their early 70s. They’ve been married for close to 50 years, they still like each other, and they know what to do about it!
The short stories in this series are about celebration! Tilly and Elmer love to celebrate holidays, from Valentine’s Day to National Bourbon Day. They’re always in the mood to celebrate, and the somehow the celebration always involves their continuing attempts to behave like 18-year-olds. The attempts don’t always work as planned, but they are always romantic, funny, and frisky!
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