
Tilly and Elmer - A Fair Affair
Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar, Book 7
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Every summer, Tilly and Elmer attend the county fair, and their favorite fair activity is enjoying a ride on the Ferris Wheel, where they reprise the immodest impropriety they couldn’t resist engaging in on this conveyance when they were young lovers....
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