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Narrated by:
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Piers Ryman
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By:
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Charlie Darcy
About this listen
The greatest love story of all time?
When Elizabeth Bennet finds a curious black disc on her bed - a vaccuum robot cleaner from the 21st century - she has no idea what's in store for her. Beset by curioisity she sets about inspecting the strange contraption. And what a contraption it is...
Elizabeth soon realizes that love can take any form, and she gives in to her heart and chucks Darcy out with the trash. For Elizabeth Bennet, there is no love truer than that between a Regency woman and a modern robot vaccuum cleaner.
The most complete and moving story of our time, Pride and Prejudice...and Robots is a classic second person, erotic, humorous, new adult, white woman, black machine, pseudo-incest, secret baby marriage-of-convenience, JAFF, regency, time travel, domestic thriller, murder mystery, sci fi, reverse harem, fated mates, instalove, dark romanc,e horror, and bildungsroman.
Could this be the greatest story ever told? (Yes, yes it could be.)
©2021 Charlie Darcy (P)2021 Charlie DarcyListeners also enjoyed...
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