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Old Thot Next Door

By: Quan Millz
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Old Thot Next Door is indeed a long-anticipated ratchet soap opera thriller by best-selling African American urban fiction author Quan Millz.

Meet Vernita Ernestine Washington, a feisty 76-year-old woman who doesn’t care what you think about her ways, especially for a woman her age. Yeah, she might be a senior citizen, but she’d be the first to tell you age ain't nothing but a number!

She’s convinced the honeycomb between her legs doesn’t taste a day older than 40. "Don’t let the gray hairs fool you now!"

A retired employee of the Illinois Department of Motor Vehicles, Mrs. Washington runs the mean, cold streets of Chi-town messing with all types of young thugs with multiple felonies. A widow for some time now, Vernita is determined to make up for her stale marriage. However, when a major health scare sets her back, she finds herself losing everything.

Reality sets in that her time on Earth is about to come to a close. Now faced with a death sentence, Vernita seeks to live out her remaining days being the biggest old super freak. She gets her mojo back and begins living her life again. But a major, surprising twist will throw her life into more unpredictable chaos.

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©2020 Quan Millz (P)2022 Quan Millz
African American Genre Fiction Urban Fiction Romance City
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The Audiobook Initially Appears To Be A Raunchy Comedy Centered Around An Elderly Woman's Sexual Escapades. However, It Quickly Evolves Into A Gripping Psychological Thriller With Numerous Unexpected Plot Twists, Suspenseful Moments, And Complex Character Development. While The Story Contains Explicit Sexual Content And Excessive Profanity, It Also Incorporates Humorous Elements And Explores Themes Of Crime, Mystery, And The Darker Aspects Of Human Nature. Many Listeners Were Pleasantly Surprised By The Engaging Storyline And Thrilling Suspense, Despite The Misleading Book Title And Slow Start.
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Unexpected turn of events

Following Quan Millz on TikTok, and listening to the first 10(ish) chapters, you really think this is just a story about a very sexually charged 76 year old woman! However, once you get a little under half way through, you realize theres so many other plots within the story. Definitely a good listen! Cannot wait till this can hit production on Tubi!!

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The Title?

This title throws you off. This book was crazy but surprisingly really good. I don’t know if the title fits the book. I couldn’t stop listening because this lady was nuts! Or was she? I mean I don’t even know what to think because Percy had me scratching my head like??? Oh my goodness!!! This was really good.

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Definitely a recommended read

This book leaves you with so much suspense you’re never able to predict what’s going to happen next, and it gets better and better would highly recommend

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Beyond entertaining

This was exciting to listen to from start to finish, there were so many twists. It kept me on the edge of my seat.

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Misleading Title of the book

I’ll admit not the story I thought based on the title and listening to the sample. The plot had more loops, turns and twist than a roller coaster ride. I almost deleted it but the author and narrator kept me engaged. I had to find out what happened. The M/C was very smart yet conniving. Overall I enjoyed this book.

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EVERYTHING!!

THIS AUDIO BOOK IS THE BEST IVE HEARD SO FAR! 10 STARS! ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

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I loved it!!

This story is a 10/10 for me.It kept me wanting to know what’s happening next and entertained tho the ending was a little confusing but i’m not mad at it.

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He is funny!

I tried to get his books on Amazon. I was surprised they had it here. Millz is funny! I was jogging and listened to this and I was dying of laugher a few times. It's this sort of shit made me happy not to deal with what's out here. Whoever was reading this did a great job.

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Plot twist

The story was engaging and hilarious. The plot twist kept me wanting more. Great writing and voice work.

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LMFAOSIISIDUD

this shit was funny as fuck and wild one of my favorites Vernita horny ass crazy as fuck but the shit she done she ATEEE idk my dumbass would’ve done the same but she’s wild and i love that about her and that fuck ass detective annoying asf bro i didn’t like him lowkey but i could see this book being brought into a show i would i wan produce that shit if i had the money or sum

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