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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

Murder Daddy, Book 1

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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

By: Lance Lansdale
Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
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SCOTTY

My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him.

BRODY

I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright depraved, and for some reason, I can't bring myself to stop it from happening. My wife tells me I need to just suck it up and get the job done. My wife’s boyfriend says I’m sweet on the guy, which is absolutely ridiculous. Even if I wanted to take advantage of our open marriage, I’m not gay. This man—this Freakshow—is completely unhinged, and the worst part is, I think I might be just as crazy as him.

F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, absolutely UNHINGED, dual-POV, dark romcom that is equal parts insta-love and insta-lust. While one character is married, their marriage is open, and there's no cheating between them.

©2024 Lance Lansdale (P)2025 Lance Lansdale
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Perfectly unhinged fun

This was such a fun book!! While I wish I would have read it sooner, honestly, the audiobook was so freaking good that I’m actually glad I waited!! Sometimes the universe knows exactly when to hand you a chaotic masterpiece.

This book was NOTHING like I expected and somehow everything I didn’t even know I needed?? Absolute menace energy. Now the hard part: do I wait (horrible idea) for the rest to become audiobooks, or do I eyeball devour the series immediately? Because there’s no version of reality where I’m not finishing. I’m too far gone.

Also, this was my first time listening to this narrator and WHY was he such a perfect little menace?? His delivery, the snark, the way he leaned all the way into the madness—I couldn’t stop laughing. It was like he grabbed the book’s unhinged vibes by the throat and just ran with it. I hit play and boom, it was over in a blur of smut, murder plans, and Scotty being my new emotional support chaos goblin.

I need more Scotty in my life, immediately. No notes.

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Unhinged Scotty and Brody are The Best

Read this book first but having it read to me was a total different experience. I could hear the angst in both the main MC’s. The trauma. I missed that the first time around. Good job Kevin Earlywine on your narration.
I absolutely adore this story and was so excited it came out in audio.
Scotty and Brody are so unhinged and hilarious.
Fee cracks me up, especially at the end with her exhibition. She just gives no f’s.
You’re introduced to Tatum and Abi who book two is about.
If you want unhinged characters with humor and great side characters this book is it.

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