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Kimberly Yvonne Steele
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Bebe Harper
About this listen
Jo has no idea what she's getting into as she picks up a hitchhiker on a dark country road. Turns out he's an alien, and he and his friend need help to find a crashed spaceship to escape this planet before a terrible fate catches up with them.
When one of the aliens goes into a breeding rut, Jo must decide how far she's willing to go to help her new friends.
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- Alex Fisher
- 10-09-22
TRIAD!!!! It's a TRIAD!!! YESSS!!!!
Admittedly, I think this is the weakest of the Urf Oomons series, but I loved the main character. The love interests were alien enough to be engaging and there were really interesting cultural differences between the three of them. It's a love triangle that ends with them all together!
I appreciate that this one actually addressed race and cultural differences. It didn't feel like the same story.
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- Roxanne
- 02-17-23
I love this series
I can’t wait for the next book I read the blurb an it sounds so good just like the rest of the books!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-28-23
just all right
This wasn't as good as the other ones. I really wasn't feeling the throuple vibe. Jo just didn't seem to like Fred like that, so it was awkward. The plot was also not riveting.
The narrator did a fine job but I think the quality of her recording needed some adjustments. like I think the studio was ill-equipped or something. I could hear a weird echo quality in the room with her.
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