An Unsolicited Government Report Says Dry Humping is an Adequate Sex Alternative for Teens Audiobook By Doyle Redland cover art

An Unsolicited Government Report Says Dry Humping is an Adequate Sex Alternative for Teens

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An Unsolicited Government Report Says Dry Humping is an Adequate Sex Alternative for Teens

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 [Contains explicit content] The Onion reports on a weird government report about dry humping that no one asked for.©2015 The Onion (P)2015 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy
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